Arena Football League Suspends Operations - ABC NewsThe Arena Football League has shut down, this time indefinitely. FILE - In this Aug. 25, 1997, file photo, Iowa Barnstormers fullback John Motten (42) attempts to FILE - In this Aug. 25, 1997, file photo, Iowa Barnstormers fullback John Motten (42) attempts to block as quarterback [...]
Arena Football League Suspends Operations - ABC News
The Arena Football League has shut down, this time indefinitely. FILE - In this Aug. 25, 1997, file photo, Iowa Barnstormers fullback John Motten (42) attempts to FILE - In this Aug. 25, 1997, file photo, Iowa Barnstormers fullback John Motten (42) attempts to block as quarterback Kurt Warner (13
Analysis: Bill Clinton as a diplomatic fix-it man - CNN
WASHINGTON (CNN) — It was a heartwarming sight: Laura Ling and Euna Lee landing on U.S. soil and being reunited with their families. To their elation of their families, Bill Clinton returned to the U.S. with journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee. Then, after an appropriate amount of time for hugs and
The Grapes of Wrath : A Unit Plan (LitPlans)
LitPlans are manuals full of materials for teaching specific novels and plays. Each LitPlan is written to go with a particular book title and contains study questions, quizzes, writing assignments, discussion questions, unit tests, vocabulary worksheets, daily lesson plans, group and individual assignments and activities, worksheets, games, puzzles, bulletin board ideas, written objectives for the guide and each lesson, and more. The lessons can be used as planned or teachers may use the materials provided in other ways. Number of pages in the LitPlans varies depending on the length and complexity of the book being taught, but ranges from 100-250 pages.
Our Baby: The Grape
My wife and I are only about six weeks into this pregnancy thing and we’re still trying to wrap our heads around this whole idea of having a baby, though we have wildly different thoughts on the subject. I’m worried about whether or not we’ll be able to handle the financial and moral responsibilities of [...]
My wife and I are only about six weeks into this pregnancy thing and we’re still trying to wrap our heads around this whole idea of having a baby, though we have wildly different thoughts on the subject. I’m worried about whether or not we’ll be able to handle the financial and moral responsibilities of bringing a child into the world. My wife is mostly worried about passing something the size of a watermelon through her hoo-ha.
And so far the worry has been all our own. We haven’t told anyone else about our impending baby because, quite frankly, I don’t think either of us fully believes that my wife is actually pregnant.
Sure, she’s moody all the time and has had an inexplicable food cravings and she’s taken to complaining about how bloated and fat she feels, but really, that’s no different than how she’s acted for the for the five years that I’ve known her. And I still married her.
Right now our baby is not really a “he” or a “she” as much as an “it” in our minds. We’ve been reading a lot of these baby websites and a lot of these sites compare our baby’s current size to various pieces of fruit. The message eventually changes as the pregnancy moves forward, so one week the baby site will proclaim “Your baby is now the size of a sesame seed!” and a week or two later we’ll read “Your baby is now the size of a raisin!”
If these baby sites had their way we’d all measure our own size compared to various items from the produce aisle. I’d stand 8.4 carrots tall and when I stepped on the scale it would read like a slot machine and report my weight as in at 250 pumpkins, two oranges and three cherries.
So every day I check these sites and every day I’m reminded that our baby is only the size of a grape. I don’t mind telling you that it’s hard to feel very attached to a grape…and it isn’t even a fully developed grape. It’s not like my wife has a little grape-sized person in her. No, right now she has a little pink squishy thing that, really, looks kinda like a…well….a squished grape.
Our baby is only beginning to grow organs, so it’s not like we have a whole lot in common with our very, very, very little offspring. I mean, I’m a not a very complex guy but I still like to relax with a TV remote in one hand and a beer in the other. Right now our baby doesn’t have hands to hold the remote or even a liver to process the beer.
This is all still so unreal to us that my wife and I are also still trying to find the best way to even talk about the whole idea of being pregnant. The phrase “we’re pregnant” makes it sound as though we’re some sort of bisexual Siamese twin sharing one body and committing unspeakable acts of fornication on ourselves. She’s the one who’s pregnant and I’m the guy who did it (or so she claims).
We’ve struggled with ways of referring to the pregnancy situation and so far we’ve used phrases like “knocked up,” “expecting,” “got a bun in the oven,” “infiltrated,” “violated,” and even “been slimed.” I think we’ll have to filter out a few of those when it finally comes time to announce the news to our families.
So that’s where we are in this whole baby-making process. The baby has been made, but it’s still a pretty gooey, tiny thing that doesn’t really have much personality and even less mass. I’m sure this whole fatherhood thing is going to change my life, but right now I’m just not feeling it.
I have, however, sworn off eating grapes. At least until our baby grows up… to be the size of a lime.
About the Author
Humorist Tom Coffee’s website SpillingCoffee.com chronicles Tom’s adventures as he struggles to escape his office job, commit random acts of home improvement, cope with becoming a father for the first time and quench his never-ending thirst for a great cup of joe. Life is funny. Have some Coffee… -
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Wine online - The Chardonnay Charade: A Wine Country Mystery (Wine Country Mysteries)
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The Chardonnay Charade: A Wine Country Mystery (Wine Country Mysteries)
The Chardonnay Charade begins with a daring helicopter flight in the middle of the night. Facing a freak spring frost that threatens to kill the grapes in her vineyard, Lucie Montgomery hires a chopper to fly over the vines in order to blow warm air on them. But her thoughts soon turn from grapes to murder when she discovers the body of Georgia Greenwood, a controversial political candidate, lying near the fields. Georgia’s husband, Ross, Lucie’s friend and doctor, immediately falls under suspicion. To make matters worse, Ross, a renowned collector of Civil War documents, has just discovered a letter that seems to prove that Confederate president Jefferson Davis had prior knowledge of the plot to assassinate Abraham Lincoln. In the small town of Atoka, Virginia — proud home to the “Gray Ghost,” the Confederacy’s legendary guerrilla commander — the letter is a bombshell.
Three years ago Ross saved Lucie’s life after she was involved in a near-fatal car crash. Now she intends to return the favor and prove Ross’s innocence. As the search for Georgia’s killer escalates, Lucie crosses swords with her attractive but cantankerous winemaker, Quinn Santori, and confronts her own unwelcome feelings of jealousy over his new romance and job prospects. Her worries about her kid sister’s out-of-control drinking and a second vineyard-related death further ratchet up the tension. Even though Lucie believes that in vino veritas — in wine there is truth — she finds that the path to uncovering a murderer involves making a heartbreaking decision that will alter the lives of those she loves.
Customer Review: Light, refreshing and with a smooth finish
This is the second in the Wine Country series of mysteries that began with THE MERLOT MURDERS. The series focuses on Lucie Montgomery who has taken over her family’s business, the vineyard that her late mother had started and that her father had nearly bankrupt before his death.
As THE CHARDONNAY CHARADE begins it is about nine months after the events of the previous novel. Lucie and her winemaker Quinn have managed, despite their differences, both personal and professional, to keep the vineyard going, even to the extent of expanding their plantings. Unfortunately the Virginia spring has turned unseasonably cold forcing them to drastic measures to keep the vines from freezing. Even more unfortunately after two sleepless nights of battling the weather a guest from a reception held at the vineyard is found dead among vines that had just been sprayed with a particularly toxic pesticide. Now not only did Lucie have to deal with inclement weather but also with the very real threat that the EPA would close the vineyard.
This is an interesting new series, one that is definitely in the cozy genre. The cast of recurring characters is large and well written and the location is described in such detail that the vineyard and surrounding areas become almost another character. It is unusual for this genre in that the mysteries have enough twists and turns to keep the reader guessing until the end. The overall story arcs (concerning Lucie’s rather dysfunctional family and her romances), are particularly strong in this series so that it would be better for the reader to begin at the beginning. The elements all come together so well that most readers will want to immediately start on the next entry in the series, THE BORDEAUX BETRAYAL.
Customer Review: Mystery for Wine-Lovers
A fun read, especiaslly for those of us who are interested in wine-making and the Virginia wine country.
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